-why is there such a high price to having long hair?  i look terrible, fat and stumpy with hair above my shoulders–so i keep it long.  but this 20 minute blow-dry every day thing is killing me.  killing me so much that i’m finding it hard to motivate myself to get in the shower very often. i remember this happening before…the week after chase left to china for study abroad.  oh man, i was completely gross.luckily i finally saw the light when my dad called and said he could smell me all the way from logan. too bad it’s his fault for not giving me the genes of curly and/or wavy hair.  life would be so much easier if i had those genes.  i could just shower, ring out my hair and leave with it wet and curly

-if you are chewing your gum louder than the music in my headphones, you should consider living  among cows

-it’s time for me invest in some good fashion.  also, i need to start doing some ‘lindsey’ things again.  take a bubble bath while listening to some good old country music.  dance in my living room singing “the way i live” at the top of my lungs.  meditate.   take a drive up in the mountains and read my scriptures while looking out at the beautifulness that is utah valley like i used to.   make better than sex cake and not feel bad when i eat half of it.  scrapbook?–probably not.  man, why have i stopped doing all of these things?

-please…don’t text when i come over to visit. chances are, i refreshed my eye make-up and lipstick to look nice for you, so give back some respect by paying me some attention. and by some, i do mean all

-i will literally strangle this chick if she interrupts the professor one more time.  her voice is annoying, her face is annoying, what she says has no real value, and i struggle with disrespectful people.  so girl in the blonde up there, watch your back.  i just might follow you to your car and stuff you in your trunk.  you bug me THAT bad

-i’m so glad i don’t have to go to a singles ward anymore.  wow.  even though i don’t fit into the demographic of my new ward {who are all 25+ and have 1-2 children}, it’s nice to have some mature people to worship with each sunday.  to all of you tools out there– do not use your phone during Sacrament meeting. and if you do, i hope God texts away when you’re sad and praying to Him for a miracle. that’s karma

-it’s definitely time for a good spa treatment.  luckily i know the secret to a good makeover is to do it in my own home.  do i have time tonight?  i will make time

man it’s going to be such a good day.